aging slow

Age is a matter of mind, if you don't mind it doesn't matter!

Innocent?

There's something very wrong with the lyrics 'she'll be coming around the mountain when she cums...'

My chedda'

If you're going to vary from your bread and butter... Make sure it's for some cheddar!

Super athlete

When are Kobe Bryant and David Beckham having a love child? That kid is going to have talent!

The best a man can get?

What ever happened to the good quality razors that Gillette used to make? Two maybe even 3 blades if you were really getting fancy. You can even throw in one of those aloe strips if you like, I don't care...

I was in the drug store the other day asking where I can find a basic men's razor like this.... At the same time, another guy walked up to ask the same question, and they lady said they get that question all the time.... Seems like that should be your hint to carry them!

I don't know about you, but I can't use the 9 blade, neon orange, vibrating, electromagnetic Chinese crap they throw at us these days. They require freaking batteries! At least they are only $45 for a box of 6 blades... There's a reason why they keep them locked up at the drug store. I would steal it to at that price!

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Relax

If your back pops when you're pooping, you're trying too hard.
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Quit trying so hard

If you spent half the time that you spend trying to look like you have money on actually making money, saving or investing... you might actually have or may someday have money!

Living in Los Angeles, I constantly see posers. It seems like the people with the least amount of money spend the most on their freaking rims, shoes, sun glasses and cars. Please don't fake it and make it! Take a look at Warren Buffet sometime... you'll see how real money spends money.