Swine Pearls

Tony Romo - the choke artist of the NFL

2011-09-13T13:23:00.000-07:00

Tony's first year with the Dallas Cowboys was a good one. Ever since then, Romo has proven to be the most self destructive quarterback in the NFL. Just like other self destructive personality types, it doesn't just hurt them, they bring down everyone around them. If I have to watch Romo walk off the field staring at the ground one more time I'm going to break my new big screen.
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drowned rat

2011-03-09T08:26:00.000-08:00

I thought rats could swim! Time to drain the pool...

cock or pepsi

2011-01-12T18:45:00.000-08:00

Oh, the power of an education! People keep complaining that we are educating illegal immigrants for free without them giving back to society. Well, I'm not so sure they are getting much out of it either...

The stock market swimming pool

2010-08-28T16:56:00.000-07:00

If you jump in the pool when everyone else does, you're bound to make a big splash.

If stay in the pool too long after everyone gets in, you're going to get pissed on.

If you jump in the pool while everyone is getting out, soon you'll have the whole pool to yourself.

The Courts are Unconstitutional

2010-08-05T23:10:00.001-07:00

So now the courts can overturn and overrule the votes of the citizens of a state.

What was the point of spending the money, running the campaigns and having everyone in California vote on 'Proposition 8' regarding same sex marriage? Proposition 8 was voted for by a landslide, continuing to disallow gay marriage in California, and I guess that didn't count for anything. The courts have now overturned the vote and have said that gay marriage is now allowed in the state.
Whether you are for or against gay marriage, you have to admit that the legal system has gotten way out of hand. What is a democracy if the voice of voters can be cast out and disregarded by the voice of one judge in a court? Are we really going to give judges that much power? Am I the only one that this bothers?

We are funding the Taliban

2010-07-19T11:45:00.000-07:00

I'm not crazy about paying a lot of taxes. I know some are necessary, and I love this country so I try to complain only a little. I also like to think the tax money I'm handing over to Uncle Sam is going to be spent benefiting me, my family and my country.

The amount of American money and lives lost in the Middle East is bothersome to say the least. I'm not against the idea of crushing a regime that strikes terror in the US and other nations. I am against failing and sitting back watching us make really awful decisions that we are paying for. Our means and methods are questionable. Is it absolutely crazy to think that we could send teams of specialist into Afghanistan and seek out the heads of these networks to tear them apart from top to bottom instead of spending so much time, money and lives chasing the ground men and bottom feeders of these terrorist groups? Is it really necessary for us to set up bases, establish our presence, tear down the place one small bomb at a time then stay and rebuild it all at a cost higher than was paid in the first place? Are we playing SIM City Afghanistan?

We did this in Japan after dropping 'The big one,' and that made sense, but does that method work in this new sand cave and dugout war? I feel like the roles have reversed. We beat the British with their uptight, single row, musket lines with our early American frontiersmen, hunter style. Now we are applying large scale, atomic war rules on a game of cat and mouse, and I don't believe it's working. It's definitely not efficient!

It's obvious there are way more skins to this onion than we have been told. Obama based his whole campaign on the speed and methods at which he would remove troops from the Middle East and now he is sending more in. Apparently the insider information as to why we need to be there is pretty compelling or Obama is just a follower instead of a leader which I don't believe is the case.

So fine; this Middle East cause is important. Can we at least do it right and efficiently? When my tax money is spent on rebuilding waterplants ran by the Taliban, I get a bit worried about our process over there. I just read in the WSJ that we have already spent over $100,000,000 of your and my tax money rebuilding one waterplant in Afghanistan of which the profits go directly to the Taliban. Does that sound like a good idea? We can't get a grip on our deficit, it could destroy our country as we know it and yet we throw around money funding the very foe we are trying to defeat. We are totally self defeating and I think it's past time our direction on this war is reevaluated!

It's time for an upgrade on the US economic policies

2010-07-05T19:24:00.001-07:00

Why is it so hard to address the clear issues with our government's welfare and unemployment flaws?

Has the idea of shorter term unemployment benefits or a form of checks and balances been tested and failed or is it just easier to roll out billions in tax money benefits with no strings attached pushing our country so far into the red that even developing countries are afraid to buy our debt? Our policies are just way to easy to take advantage of and the US is no longer a place of common integrity and morals to allow for such free form policies to work. Of course in a perfect world, the US citizens would find their moral compass again, stick with commitments of loans, not only think of '#1', quit thinking the government owes them money and stop looking for a way to cheat the system, but I honestly don't see that happening any time soon, if ever. Not only is the backbone of Christian fibers thinner than ever in the families of modern day Americans, but also the influence of foreign customs and outlook that have become the majority in the large population cities near the coasts makes policies using the 'honor system' a joke.

People move to the US from countries in the Middle East like Iran where the government has so exploited the citizens that the people are constantly looking for a way to get the government back by working the system. This outlook on society makes the current economic policies in the US viewed as naïve and ignorant. They actually laugh at the very idea of not taking advantage of being able to walk away from a house loan if the house didn't go up in value. Especially if the insane government is going to give you a tax credit of $5,000 for selling your house short! Not taking a last minute $200,000 home equity loan right before selling the house short also would have just been a lack of good business skills instead of considered stealing and bad character. If it's allowed, it must be OK, right? After all, we can't decide what is right and wrong on our own. Why would anyone want to be like the sucker American that would actually go out and get a job after losing another job when Uncle Sam will pay you to do nothing over the next 6-12 months if you just go to interviews which you can have a temp agency set up so you don't even have to pick up the phone.

It's not just 1st and 2nd generation Americans working the system, and I don't mean to make it seem that way. The US just doesn't have the same character and true family leadership as we did in the 40's and 50's. The same rules don't apply. Shouldn't our government's economic policies respond to the manner in which they will be received? I think it's time for an upgrade in policy due to a downgrade in character.

I'm not going to just point out issues without at least giving a few suggestions for resolve:

1) If your employee is doing well, you reward them with a bonus. If your friend is down on his luck, you lend him money. We have this backwards for some reason. If you pay your taxes, loans and bills then you are the small percentage of citizens paying all the money to make the rest of the country survive. If you lose your job or walk out on an loan commitment, the US gives you free money. I think unemployment benefits should be in the form of a loan where the interest rate goes up each month and only pays out 3 months. Once you get a job, the loan payments are automatically taken out of your paycheck at a reasonable pace. If you don't get a job in the 3 months, the amount borrowed is taken from your paychecks in the same manner when you finally do get a job, but the benefits/assistance stops at 3 months. This encourages you to get a job quickly and actually makes money for the government while helping people get back on their feet.

2) If you sell your house short, your credit should drop at least 150 points, not the current 30.

3) Credit flaws should stay on your credit report 12 years instead of the current 7.

4) If Obama wants to give away free tax money - have reward programs that pay a bonus to people that pay their taxes on time a certain amount of years in a row, or for people who pay back their unemployment loans in full. This will encourage people to get on track and stay on track.

I'm a firm believer that if we continue to give benefits for doing nothing, more people will do nothing. Look at ancient Rome.

Why is it...

2010-06-20T21:36:00.001-07:00

That the people that know the least have the most advice!?

Something Fishy

2010-06-18T23:22:00.001-07:00

We just ate at a Chinese seafood restaurant in the Alhambra, China Town area of Los Angeles. If the 'B' health rating didn't scare us off, the dead fish in the seafood selection show tanks sure should have. Mmmmm! That's when you know it's fresh.

Walmart

2010-05-22T15:45:00.001-07:00

Are white people allowed to go to Walmart? I don't feel welcome.

Direct Marketing

2010-05-01T12:39:00.000-07:00

Let me know if this works. Maybe the car gets stolen next!
I wonder if this is considered curb appeal.

Old school meets new school

2010-04-24T15:56:00.000-07:00

Here's the clashing of the eras when an elderly man uses a old magnifying glass to read the screen on his cell phone. Sweet!

The Turn Down

2010-04-19T09:18:00.001-07:00

Perhaps one of the best things you can do for your business is to turn down customers. Tell them your business has a cap and you can't take on new clients right now. People won't take 'no', they will pay extra and word will spread.
If you don't believe me, think about the last time someone you were attracted to turned you down. With all the things Bernie Madoff had wrong, he had technique right!

Doggy Treats

2010-04-03T15:08:00.001-07:00

I recently found out that the government has a new program that will pay you around $5,000 if you sell your house as a short sale since you have fallen on bad times.
Isn't just allowing people to sell their house short and the government helping the banks out with our tax money enough!? Now they are using our money to reward people for not paying their mortgage.
It is estimated that at least half of the people that are doing short sales and foreclosing on their homes really can make the payments, but they just don't want to since the value has dropped. That means this program is like offering your dog a treat for pooping on the carpet! Don't make incentives with my tax money to people who are ripping off the American public.

Please help me win the lotto!

2010-01-22T11:12:00.000-08:00

Just an ordinary day... At the gas station with a Persian guy asking me if I think Jesus will help him win the lotto.
I tell him he might as well try, and put in a good word for me too!

Drinkability?

2009-12-30T15:48:00.000-08:00

Just thinking about the Bud Light campaign.. 'Drinkability'

Seriously!? Kinda like: You can drink it. You can hold it down. Mmmm. Great! Thanks.

Coupons for Guns

2009-12-30T15:44:00.000-08:00

In Los Angeles the city gave away grocery coupons in exchange for guns, no questions asked.

In Watts and Compton, only women showed up and turned over around 250 illegal handguns and even fully automatic assault rifles. Well good for you ladies! I hope they were good coupons though because someone is getting b*tch slapped tonight!

aging slow

2009-06-24T09:18:00.000-07:00

Age is a matter of mind, if you don't mind it doesn't matter!

Innocent?

2009-06-18T19:14:00.000-07:00

There's something very wrong with the lyrics 'she'll be coming around the mountain when she cums...'

My chedda'

2009-06-17T21:45:00.000-07:00

If you're going to vary from your bread and butter... Make sure it's for some cheddar!

Super athlete

2009-06-04T20:12:00.001-07:00

When are Kobe Bryant and David Beckham having a love child? That kid is going to have talent!

The best a man can get?

2009-05-28T09:38:00.001-07:00

What ever happened to the good quality razors that Gillette used to make? Two maybe even 3 blades if you were really getting fancy. You can even throw in one of those aloe strips if you like, I don't care...

I was in the drug store the other day asking where I can find a basic men's razor like this.... At the same time, another guy walked up to ask the same question, and they lady said they get that question all the time.... Seems like that should be your hint to carry them!

I don't know about you, but I can't use the 9 blade, neon orange, vibrating, electromagnetic Chinese crap they throw at us these days. They require freaking batteries! At least they are only $45 for a box of 6 blades... There's a reason why they keep them locked up at the drug store. I would steal it to at that price!

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Relax

2009-05-15T07:33:00.001-07:00

If your back pops when you're pooping, you're trying too hard.

Quit trying so hard

2009-04-22T22:30:00.000-07:00

If you spent half the time that you spend trying to look like you have money on actually making money, saving or investing... you might actually have or may someday have money!

Living in Los Angeles, I constantly see posers. It seems like the people with the least amount of money spend the most on their freaking rims, shoes, sun glasses and cars. Please don't fake it and make it! Take a look at Warren Buffet sometime... you'll see how real money spends money.

Come on Oprah

2009-04-02T22:09:00.001-07:00

So Oprah had a 'financial expert' on her show today to help people survive a recession. Of course it was a woman; man haters don't trust men. I've got to get her name so I can let you know who never to listen to. Does anyone know? Please post it if you do...

Anyway, her 3 point plan included #2: only pay the minimum on your credit card. Nice! America falls due to everyone over spending, over committing, and not repaying anything ,,, and of course it's not their fault. The government made them buy a house they can't afford and since the government didn't give them enough free education to know that interest only doesn't make sense and isn't permanent (you mean you can't pay off a house paying only the interest!?). I'm sure the government owes them money for some reason.

Let's resolve this issue by telling people to let more debt build in their accounts and not pay their credit cards. You could be alone on an island your whole life and have heard by now that paying the minimum will never pay off your balance. It's like telling people to go interest only on their credit cards! Does this woman has short term memory loss? Crap!

I sure hope my tax money plus random made up billions from the gov can bail out Oprah's viewers instead of education or alternative energy research.

Thanks!

Please Oprah, since your mindless viewers would eat a dog hair salad if you told them it would make grandma come back to life, air something less stupid.

Oh Really?

2009-02-27T08:27:00.000-08:00

For all that myself and others have blamed Bush for, I don't know how much we can blame him for the housing melt down. If you don't listen to a guy and even stop a guy from adding regulations on the lending all the way back to 2001, it's hard to say it's all his fault.

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Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke

2009-02-12T08:43:00.001-08:00

Someone called me a name at school... They owe me 1 million dollars! Hahahahaha!! If I had a dime for every time I was teased or if I had to pay a dime every time I teased some kid in school, man...

You squinted your eyes, you owe me money. This crap has to stop. No one owes you money and yes, people are going to continue to tease you for the way you look, for the way you talk, for the way you can't drive. The people that tease you get teased for something else. You don't run to the courts and tie them up and ask them to make everyone exchange money over it. Get the f' over it! It makes me want to move to China, where things are normal. (That's a joke)

Lucie Kim, the attorney bringing a case in Los Angeles against Miley Cyrus for making an 'Asian' face in a picture is the perfect example of someone wasting tax money in courts for fame and money. Obviously from her last name, Kim, you can tell she is Asian. She probably just got a little upset and pulled an 'Austin Powers' and thought she should hold the country hostage for $1 million dollars, no wait, $4 billion dollars! All because someone made a face on a picture? All I can say is 'Gay!' If you hate your squinty eyes so much, there's a surgery for that. Otherwise, leave the 1st grade and do something useful with your career.

The real punishment is to just post a picture like this on the Internet so that Miley's fans can see that she would make fun of a fan asking to pose in a picture with her. Those are the people that listen to your horrible, over-marketed music. At least you could appreciate them for their bad taste in music!

Bobcats

2009-01-27T21:34:00.001-08:00

The Charlotte Bobcats? Seriously? That has to be the gayest professional mascot name I've ever heard of... Sounds like a junior college.

Peter Schiff for President!

2009-01-24T11:07:00.000-08:00

I'd like to know what this guy is saying now... Does anyone have some good recent feeds?

100 - 0

2009-01-23T09:06:00.001-08:00

Have you seen this article where people are pushing a high school girls basketball team in Dallas, The Covenant School, to forfeit a 100 - 0 shut out game against an obviously worse team, Dallas Academy?

I understand maybe they shouldn't have run the score up by so much, but come on. Isn't it more humiliating if a team beats you then gives the game back because they have pity on you!? Its a game! You're supposed to try to win!

Here's my take: If you come across someone who is weaker and needs help, help them! If you come across someone getting bullied, help them! If you come across someone who is hungry, feed them! .... If you're in a high school basketball game, kick the crap out of your opponents. If they're down, kick them more! If they rise above it, they will be better for it. Give them the game and everyone loses.

Let the cards fall

2008-12-20T21:15:00.000-08:00

Are we really going to give bail-out money to GM? It's like putting more and more band aids on a dead man's wound or a new foundation on a burnt down house! Sometimes you just have to let the house fall and rebuild it... And if you don't have the $ to rebuild,,, someone that does will come along and build it right.

I love America. I bleed red white and blue. I drive a british car. Please make a quality ride!

A day without a gay

2008-12-10T09:07:00.000-08:00

This is a good one. Did you read about this? In California the gays are all not going to show up to work all day today in protest to the prop 8 vote that disallows gay marriages. This gay without a day is a take off of the widely successful (sarcasm) day without a Mexican. Any gay Mexicans in California are really using up those 2008 sick days aren't they!?

Prop 8 went to vote and the voters voiced their opinions. If the majority of people don't want you to get married. Do you really think the majority of people are going to miss you if you don't show up for work today?

I bet there are a lot of straight guys that are really sick today that are going to work anyway so no one will think they are gay!

What about the apes!?

2008-11-11T20:53:00.001-08:00

What about the apes? They don't get to evolve? Think about it....

If around 6 to 8 million years ago, we were a lot like apes are now, did the apes that didn't win the lotto to be on the right continent or sit in the sun long enough to become humans not evolve or even adapt or change at all over the last 6 million years!? They really just stayed the same!?

Scientists show the bones of ape-like creatures and say these are the 'missing links' from ape to man, but this never gives the ancient apes the evolution consideration.

I'm not saying animals and humans don't evolve. On the contrary, I think we all evolve even noticeable today. I'm proposing that maybe those early remains that aren't quite human and are somewhat ape like are human ancestors. And maybe ape ancestors would be more primitive than apes of today.

So if you allow... Apes and humans didn't jump from one species to another, but maybe apes evolved and adapted to their environment to become the apes that live on earth today. And simultaneously, humans, already a separate species, evolved and changed to become humans of today...

How selfish to not let the apes evolve too. Did they just stay the same for millions of years while only our elite DNA moved on?

Swings both ways

2008-11-09T17:07:00.000-08:00

Nobody thinks twice about a bumper sticker that says 'Latinos for Obama'. Why? Because they shouldn't. It's a harmless statement of support.

But, would it seem wrong if you saw a bumper sticker that said 'Whites for McCain' ? Of course the person would be ran off the road, put to shame on the evening news, lose his job, and in Los Angeles where I took this picture, possibly shot! There's something very racist about the difference in these two situations.

Maybe this should change. Maybe we should allow white people to show support or pride. Maybe we shouldn't be so racist towards whites.

Retail - A time to think

2008-11-03T19:46:00.001-08:00

Any deal that the seller will not allow you time to think about is not a good deal!

Hate Crime? Hate Money..Obama the Answer?

2008-10-29T22:35:00.000-07:00

Do you have any idea how much money the NAACP and many other organizations that 'fight' against racism generate a year? It's big money. Someone who's in the know... post it on here please. In fact, I wonder, with all the private donations, etc that come in to these organizations for the attorney's to fight hate crimes, can they even afford to actually win these cases? If they actually stop racism, doesn't it stop the donations? In other words, wouldn't the end of racism be the end of of these companies and all the $$ that comes with it?

Maybe that's why we see the NAACP creating racism out of issues that have nothing to do with white, brown or black. For instance; a black fireman that pulls endless pranks on his buddies in the fire department in Los Angeles and is practically known for his many pranks finally gets a taste of his own medicine. In retaliation, Tennie Pierce was served some spaghetti with dog-food hidden in it... Bottom line, to save their positions in office, the state city legislature awarded him 10 fucking million dollars because his attorneys spun this case as a hate crime!! Keep in mind that 47% of FDLA is minority, meaning he was probably served this dish from a minority regardless of the fact that he is the obvious prankster that was brought out in the case. This was later over ruled to be a meager $2.7 million dollars and the white police captain of Los Angeles was immediately replaced with a black police captain.

Can someone please give me a plate of dog-food?? $2.7 million?? That's enough to make someone racist.

You want to be treated as equal?? Then let people you pull pranks on pull pranks on you. Quit crying like a little bitch every time something happens to you and acting like it's racism and wanting the government that you say shit on you to pay you money you didn't earn and don't deserve. Don't let the lawyers and NAACP make you think you're getting 'hated on' so they can win money in court houses that could better be served with criminals and other legitimate cases.

I could go on and on, but I'm afraid I'll get sued because the freedom of speech only protects you unless DARE say anything anti fake racism. So I'll finish with this... If Barack Hussein Obama wins this election, that's it, right? Shut the fuck up on racism... Stop expecting spots in colleges you didn't have the grades for and aren't paying for while bitching that everyone is hating on you. Stop expecting everyone to walk on eggshells around you because racism is obviously only continuing because it's a great way to make money.

3 types of women

2008-10-25T22:20:00.000-07:00

There are women you want to sleep with

There are women you want to introduce to your mother

and then....

There are women you can imagine taking a shit