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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Drinkability?

Just thinking about the Bud Light campaign.. 'Drinkability'

Seriously!? Kinda like: You can drink it. You can hold it down. Mmmm. Great! Thanks.

Coupons for Guns

In Los Angeles the city gave away grocery coupons in exchange for guns, no questions asked.

In Watts and Compton, only women showed up and turned over around 250 illegal handguns and even fully automatic assault rifles. Well good for you ladies! I hope they were good coupons though because someone is getting b*tch slapped tonight!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Innocent?

There's something very wrong with the lyrics 'she'll be coming around the mountain when she cums...'

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

My chedda'

If you're going to vary from your bread and butter... Make sure it's for some cheddar!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Super athlete

When are Kobe Bryant and David Beckham having a love child? That kid is going to have talent!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The best a man can get?

What ever happened to the good quality razors that Gillette used to make? Two maybe even 3 blades if you were really getting fancy. You can even throw in one of those aloe strips if you like, I don't care...



I was in the drug store the other day asking where I can find a basic men's razor like this.... At the same time, another guy walked up to ask the same question, and they lady said they get that question all the time.... Seems like that should be your hint to carry them!



I don't know about you, but I can't use the 9 blade, neon orange, vibrating, electromagnetic Chinese crap they throw at us these days. They require freaking batteries! At least they are only $45 for a box of 6 blades... There's a reason why they keep them locked up at the drug store. I would steal it to at that price!



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Friday, May 15, 2009

Relax

If your back pops when you're pooping, you're trying too hard.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Quit trying so hard

If you spent half the time that you spend trying to look like you have money on actually making money, saving or investing... you might actually have or may someday have money!

Living in Los Angeles, I constantly see posers. It seems like the people with the least amount of money spend the most on their freaking rims, shoes, sun glasses and cars. Please don't fake it and make it! Take a look at Warren Buffet sometime... you'll see how real money spends money.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Come on Oprah

So Oprah had a 'financial expert' on her show today to help people survive a recession. Of course it was a woman; man haters don't trust men. I've got to get her name so I can let you know who never to listen to. Does anyone know? Please post it if you do...

Anyway, her 3 point plan included #2: only pay the minimum on your credit card. Nice! America falls due to everyone over spending, over committing, and not repaying anything ,,, and of course it's not their fault. The government made them buy a house they can't afford and since the government didn't give them enough free education to know that interest only doesn't make sense and isn't permanent (you mean you can't pay off a house paying only the interest!?). I'm sure the government owes them money for some reason.

Let's resolve this issue by telling people to let more debt build in their accounts and not pay their credit cards. You could be alone on an island your whole life and have heard by now that paying the minimum will never pay off your balance. It's like telling people to go interest only on their credit cards! Does this woman has short term memory loss? Crap!

I sure hope my tax money plus random made up billions from the gov can bail out Oprah's viewers instead of education or alternative energy research.

Thanks!

Please Oprah, since your mindless viewers would eat a dog hair salad if you told them it would make grandma come back to life, air something less stupid.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Oh Really?

For all that myself and others have blamed Bush for, I don't know how much we can blame him for the housing melt down. If you don't listen to a guy and even stop a guy from adding regulations on the lending all the way back to 2001, it's hard to say it's all his fault.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke

Someone called me a name at school... They owe me 1 million dollars! Hahahahaha!! If I had a dime for every time I was teased or if I had to pay a dime every time I teased some kid in school, man...

You squinted your eyes, you owe me money. This crap has to stop. No one owes you money and yes, people are going to continue to tease you for the way you look, for the way you talk, for the way you can't drive. The people that tease you get teased for something else. You don't run to the courts and tie them up and ask them to make everyone exchange money over it. Get the f' over it! It makes me want to move to China, where things are normal. (That's a joke)



Lucie Kim, the attorney bringing a case in Los Angeles against Miley Cyrus for making an 'Asian' face in a picture is the perfect example of someone wasting tax money in courts for fame and money. Obviously from her last name, Kim, you can tell she is Asian. She probably just got a little upset and pulled an 'Austin Powers' and thought she should hold the country hostage for $1 million dollars, no wait, $4 billion dollars! All because someone made a face on a picture? All I can say is 'Gay!' If you hate your squinty eyes so much, there's a surgery for that. Otherwise, leave the 1st grade and do something useful with your career.

The real punishment is to just post a picture like this on the Internet so that Miley's fans can see that she would make fun of a fan asking to pose in a picture with her. Those are the people that listen to your horrible, over-marketed music. At least you could appreciate them for their bad taste in music!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bobcats

The Charlotte Bobcats? Seriously? That has to be the gayest professional mascot name I've ever heard of... Sounds like a junior college.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Peter Schiff for President!

I'd like to know what this guy is saying now... Does anyone have some good recent feeds?

Friday, January 23, 2009

100 - 0

Have you seen this article where people are pushing a high school girls basketball team in Dallas, The Covenant School, to forfeit a 100 - 0 shut out game against an obviously worse team, Dallas Academy?

I understand maybe they shouldn't have run the score up by so much, but come on. Isn't it more humiliating if a team beats you then gives the game back because they have pity on you!? Its a game! You're supposed to try to win!

Here's my take: If you come across someone who is weaker and needs help, help them! If you come across someone getting bullied, help them! If you come across someone who is hungry, feed them! .... If you're in a high school basketball game, kick the crap out of your opponents. If they're down, kick them more! If they rise above it, they will be better for it. Give them the game and everyone loses.