Why is it...

That the people that know the least have the most advice!?

Something Fishy

We just ate at a Chinese seafood restaurant in the Alhambra, China Town area of Los Angeles. If the 'B' health rating didn't scare us off, the dead fish in the seafood selection show tanks sure should have. Mmmmm! That's when you know it's fresh.

Direct Marketing

Let me know if this works. Maybe the car gets stolen next!
I wonder if this is considered curb appeal.

Old school meets new school

Here's the clashing of the eras when an elderly man uses a old magnifying glass to read the screen on his cell phone. Sweet!

Please help me win the lotto!

Just an ordinary day... At the gas station with a Persian guy asking me if I think Jesus will help him win the lotto.
I tell him he might as well try, and put in a good word for me too!

Innocent?

There's something very wrong with the lyrics 'she'll be coming around the mountain when she cums...'