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Let me know if this works. Maybe the car gets stolen next!
I wonder if this is considered curb appeal.

Old school meets new school

Here's the clashing of the eras when an elderly man uses a old magnifying glass to read the screen on his cell phone. Sweet!

Please help me win the lotto!

Just an ordinary day... At the gas station with a Persian guy asking me if I think Jesus will help him win the lotto.
I tell him he might as well try, and put in a good word for me too!

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke

Someone called me a name at school... They owe me 1 million dollars! Hahahahaha!! If I had a dime for every time I was teased or if I had to pay a dime every time I teased some kid in school, man...

You squinted your eyes, you owe me money. This crap has to stop. No one owes you money and yes, people are going to continue to tease you for the way you look, for the way you talk, for the way you can't drive. The people that tease you get teased for something else. You don't run to the courts and tie them up and ask them to make everyone exchange money over it. Get the f' over it! It makes me want to move to China, where things are normal. (That's a joke)

Lucie Kim, the attorney bringing a case in Los Angeles against Miley Cyrus for making an 'Asian' face in a picture is the perfect example of someone wasting tax money in courts for fame and money. Obviously from her last name, Kim, you can tell she is Asian. She probably just got a little upset and pulled an 'Austin Powers' and thought she should hold the country hostage for $1 million dollars, no wait, $4 billion dollars! All because someone made a face on a picture? All I can say is 'Gay!' If you hate your squinty eyes so much, there's a surgery for that. Otherwise, leave the 1st grade and do something useful with your career.

The real punishment is to just post a picture like this on the Internet so that Miley's fans can see that she would make fun of a fan asking to pose in a picture with her. Those are the people that listen to your horrible, over-marketed music. At least you could appreciate them for their bad taste in music!