Why is it...

That the people that know the least have the most advice!?

Something Fishy

We just ate at a Chinese seafood restaurant in the Alhambra, China Town area of Los Angeles. If the 'B' health rating didn't scare us off, the dead fish in the seafood selection show tanks sure should have. Mmmmm! That's when you know it's fresh.

Walmart

Are white people allowed to go to Walmart? I don't feel welcome.

Direct Marketing

Let me know if this works. Maybe the car gets stolen next!
I wonder if this is considered curb appeal.

Old school meets new school

Here's the clashing of the eras when an elderly man uses a old magnifying glass to read the screen on his cell phone. Sweet!

The Turn Down

Perhaps one of the best things you can do for your business is to turn down customers. Tell them your business has a cap and you can't take on new clients right now. People won't take 'no', they will pay extra and word will spread.
If you don't believe me, think about the last time someone you were attracted to turned you down. With all the things Bernie Madoff had wrong, he had technique right!

Doggy Treats

I recently found out that the government has a new program that will pay you around $5,000 if you sell your house as a short sale since you have fallen on bad times.
Isn't just allowing people to sell their house short and the government helping the banks out with our tax money enough!? Now they are using our money to reward people for not paying their mortgage.
It is estimated that at least half of the people that are doing short sales and foreclosing on their homes really can make the payments, but they just don't want to since the value has dropped. That means this program is like offering your dog a treat for pooping on the carpet! Don't make incentives with my tax money to people who are ripping off the American public.